- A water pistol or for the really uncooperative a large pump action super soaker. My weapon of choice would be the NERF Super Soaker Xtreme Switch Shot Water Gun Banana Ammo Clip Tank Blaster.
- Organise a game of head tennis with a water balloon.
- Wait until it’s raining.
- Arrange an outing to the local water park.
- Include a game of bobbing for apples in the sermon.
- Make an arrangement with the local hair dresser and offer a two for one haircut and baptism.
- Tell the candidate that the one thing they must never do in church is go near the font.
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